OK Then....
- On the computer are two buttons representing the things we can never have: control and escape.
- As long as there are there are tests, there will be prayer in public school.
- If God had meant for us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles.
- The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
- The trouble with being a leader today is that you can't be sure whether people are following you or chasing you.
- If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.
- The trouble with doing something right the first time is that none then appreciate how difficult it truly was.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- NON- ALCOHOLIC BEER. Enough said.
- There are good girls in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately the earth is round.
