Before they invented golf balls, how did they measure hail?
If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call it a tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?
If it's zero degrees today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, why isn't it still zero degrees outside?
If you are what you eat, doesn't that mean I am dead meat?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Do Roman nurses and doctors refer to IVs as 4's?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You go to the ballet to see pretty girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If the black box survives the plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made of the stuff?
Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
How do vampires shave if they can't see themselves?
Why aren't hamburgers made of ham?
What is really in a hotdog?
At the movie theater which armrest is yours?
Why do doctors leave when you change, if they are going to see you naked anyway?
Can you daydream at night?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs if bunnies don't lay eggs?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
