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TIPS
October 24:If you are a vegetarian and you are feeling daring, eat animal crackers.
October 25: don't do drugs. You can get the same effect if you just stand up really, really, fast.
October 26 :If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
October 27: If at first you don't succeed sky diving is not for you.
October 28: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
October 29: Remember that everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
October 30: Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.
October 31: Always remember to pillage before you burn.
November 1: Life may be hard, but if you act stupid it is even harder.
November 2: If you have a clear conscience, you probably forgot something.
November 3: Be nice to kids. They will choose your nursing home.
November 4: Never say anything bad about someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Because by then, you are a mile away, you have his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want and they can't hear you.
November 5: Your computer software does not have bugs. It just develops random features.
November 6: Remember that half of all people are below average. So technically speaking, "average" is lower than you may think.
November 7: There is no such thing as shyness. It is called being a "conversational minimalist".
November 8: Never loan money to a magician.
November 9: Life may be hard, but if you act stupid it is even harder.
